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Gardening
101

The whole game in one page. Five rules, then every plant worth growing in a city. No mysticism, no Latin, no beige.

The core

Five rules. That's the religion.

01

Light is the budget

Before anything, count the hours of direct sun your spot gets. 6+ hours buys you tomatoes and chilies. 3-6 buys roots and herbs. Under 3 buys leaves. You can improve soil and water - you cannot negotiate with the sun.

02

Soil is the soundsystem

Plants don't eat dirt, they eat what living soil serves them. Mix compost into whatever you start with, mulch the top, and never leave it bare. Feed the soil and the soil feeds the plant - that's the whole trick.

03

Water deep, not often

A daily splash makes lazy shallow roots. Soak the soil properly two or three times a week instead - roots chase the water down and the plant gets tough. Morning beats evening. Mulch cuts the work in half.

04

Start stupid easy

Radishes in 4 weeks. Lettuce in 6. Beans climb anything and fix their own nitrogen. Win first, then get ambitious. Nothing kills a new garden like starting with aubergines.

05

Harvest is a loop, not a finale

Pick leaves from the outside and the plant keeps producing. Sow a short row every two weeks instead of everything at once. A garden is a rhythm you keep, not a project you finish.

Everything else - companion planting, soil pH, moon phases - is remixes. Master the five first.

The catalog

What a city can grow

Everything below works in containers, beds, or grow bags on concrete. Match the sun column to your spot and start with EASY.

Leaves

Fast, shade-tolerant, the gateway crops. Most regrow after cutting.

Lettuce

EASY

Sun 3-5h15cm deep40-60 days

Pick outer leaves, never the heart - one plant feeds you for weeks.

Rocket

EASY

Sun 3-5h10cm deep30-40 days

Bolts (flowers) in heat - sow little and often, eat the flowers too.

Spinach

EASY

Sun 3-5h15cm deep40-50 days

Loves cool weather - spring and autumn crop, sulks in summer.

Kale

EASY

Sun 4-6h25cm deep55-75 days

Tastes better after a cold snap. Survives winter in most cities.

Chard

EASY

Sun 4-6h20cm deep50-60 days

The most indestructible leaf. Neon stems, cut-and-come-again all season.

Pak choi

MEDIUM

Sun 3-5h15cm deep30-45 days

Fast but bolts if dry - keep it evenly watered and pick young.

Roots

Underground payoff. Want loose, stone-free soil - containers are actually ideal.

Radish

EASY

Sun 4-6h15cm deep25-35 days

The fastest win in gardening. Sow every two weeks, eat forever.

Spring onion

EASY

Sun 4-6h15cm deep60 days

Regrows from the white root end of shop-bought ones. Free food.

Beetroot

EASY

Sun 5-6h20cm deep55-70 days

Each 'seed' is a cluster - thin the seedlings and eat the thinnings.

Carrot

MEDIUM

Sun 5-6h30cm deep70-80 days

Hates transplanting and stony soil. Sow direct in a deep container of fine compost.

Potato

EASY

Sun 5-6hGrow bag 30L+70-120 days

A grow bag on concrete works. Keep covering the stems with soil as they rise.

Fruiting

The sun-hungry showstoppers. 6+ hours of direct light or don't bother.

Tomato

MEDIUM

Sun 6-8h30cm deep, 20L+60-85 days

Cherry varieties forgive everything. Water evenly or the fruit splits.

Chili

MEDIUM

Sun 6-8h5-10L70-90 days

Loves pots and mild stress - slightly underwatered chilies taste hotter.

Courgette

EASY

Sun 6h+30L+45-60 days

One plant will bury you in courgettes. You do not need two.

Cucumber

MEDIUM

Sun 6h+20L, give it a trellis55-70 days

Climbs happily - grow it up a fence and pick small for crunch.

Strawberry

EASY

Sun 6h+Anything, even guttersYear 1-2 days

Send runners into spare pots - one plant becomes ten by autumn.

Herbs

Highest value per square centimeter. A windowsill is a farm.

Basil

MEDIUM

Sun 5-6h15cm30-40 days

Pinch the top pairs of leaves weekly - it doubles every time.

Mint

EASY

Sun 3-5hALWAYS its own pot30 days

Never plant in a bed - it will conquer everything you love.

Coriander

MEDIUM

Sun 4-5h15cm deep30-40 days

Bolts fast in heat. Sow every 3 weeks, use the seeds when it does.

Parsley

EASY

Sun 3-5h20cm deep60-75 days

Slow to sprout (3 weeks) - don't give up on it, it's coming.

Rosemary

EASY

Sun 6h+20cm, hates wet feetPerennial days

Thrives on neglect and bad soil. The punk of the herb world.

Thyme

EASY

Sun 6h+Shallow is finePerennial days

Drought-proof. The drier the pot, the stronger the flavor.

Chives

EASY

Sun 4-6h15cm60, then forever days

Cut like a haircut, regrows in days. Purple flowers are edible.

Climbers

Walls, fences, railings - your garden also goes up.

Peas

EASY

Sun 4-6h20cm + strings60-70 days

Eat the shoots while you wait for pods - both are the crop.

Climbing beans

EASY

Sun 6h25cm + something to climb55-65 days

Fix their own nitrogen - feed the soil for whoever grows there next.

Squash

MEDIUM

Sun 6h+40L, strong trellis80-100 days

Will eat a fence in a season. Support the fruit with slings.

Nasturtium

EASY

Sun 4-6hAnything40-50 days

Every part is edible and peppery, and it pulls aphids off your veg.

Berries & perennials

Plant once, harvest for years. The long game for gardens with a future.

Raspberry

EASY

Sun 5-6h30L+, or a bed cornerYear 2 days

Autumn varieties fruit on this year's canes - cut everything down each winter, zero skill needed.

Blackcurrant

EASY

Sun 4-6h30L+Year 2 days

Shrugs off shade, frost, and neglect. Smells incredible when you brush it.

Rhubarb

EASY

Sun 4-6hBig - 40L+Year 2 days

Pull stems, never cut. Leaves are toxic - compost them, eat the stalks.

Fruit trees (dwarf)

MEDIUM

Sun 6h+45L+ on dwarf rootstockYear 2-3 days

Apples and plums on dwarf rootstock live happily in big pots on concrete.

Pollinator crew

Flowers are infrastructure. No pollinators, no fruit - book the lineup.

Calendula

EASY

Sun 4-6hAnything45-60 days

Self-seeds forever, petals go in salads, pulls in hoverflies that eat aphids.

Sunflower

EASY

Sun 6h+Deep, 10L+70-90 days

Grow the tall ones by a wall. Birds take the seeds in autumn - that's the point.

Lavender

EASY

Sun 6h+Poor soil, great drainagePerennial days

Bees queue for it. Hates rich soil and wet roots - treat it mean.

Borage

EASY

Sun 4-6hAnything50-60 days

Blue edible flowers, refills with nectar every two minutes - bee festival.

No light? Still growing

North-facing window, basement flat, zero balcony - sprouts don't care.

Microgreens

EASY

Sun WindowsillAny tray, 3cm soil7-14 days

Pea shoots, radish, sunflower greens - restaurant garnish prices, pocket-change cost.

Sprouts (jar)

EASY

Sun NoneA jar and a sieve3-6 days

Mung beans, lentils, alfalfa. Rinse twice a day. Fastest food on earth.

Mushroom kit

EASY

Sun None - wants shadeThe box it came in10-20 days

Oyster kits fruit on a kitchen counter. Mist daily, harvest twice.

Regrow scraps

EASY

Sun WindowsillA glass of water7-20 days

Spring onions, celery bases, lettuce stumps - dinner's leftovers, next week's garnish.

Read enough. Go get dirty.

The fastest way to learn any of this is two hours in a real garden with people who already know.